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An Unmarked GraveDeath came for me on a Tuesday, quiet, dark, and unseen I don't know how it happened, lying face down in the dirt Was it because I won all that money with a sixteen? Or was it because Mrs. Johnson let me up her skirt?An Unmarked Grave
The words I exchanged with her husband were terribly curt, But you shouldn't argue at the table, I've heard it said. I pulled out the Ace, my cheating not terribly overt, But maybe not, since someone put a bullet in my head.
They stuffed me in an old pine box, my last rites gone unread And my old dead body froze underneath the cold, black ground Rather tha
by ~freakshowmonkey
The Shitty Sonnet, Part 1(With my most sincere apologies to Edmund Spenser)The Shitty Sonnet, Part 1
Strong and quick comes the pressure in my rear It's speed causing a flutter in my heart I look 'round and pray that no one will hear For I know this is the start of a fart. I sink in my seat, to one cheek I lean Vainly hoping the sound to obviate. With silent prayers that my boxers stay clean I settle in and quickly flatuate. It made no sound but the smell was quite ripe My friends want someone to admit to it. I realized then that something was not right If I did not move, my pants I will shit. I jumped up fa
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| I like to sing and create music, mostly. I also dabble in writing and photography. Nothing special, really. |
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- Current Residence: ::deviantshare.com:add:blogger:livenudemonkeys::
- Interests: Almost everything. I'll try anything once (and twice if it feels good!)
- Favourite movie: The Devil's Rejects
- Favourite band or musician: KISS, David Bowie, Elvis Costello
- Favourite genre of music: Classic rock, alternative
- Favourite artist: Leonetto Cappiello
- Favourite poet or writer: Garrison Keillor
- Favourite style of art: portrait art. I am a big fan of Gilbert Stuarts portraits.
- Favourite cartoon character: The Hulk
- Personal Quote: Your life will become so much easier when you realize that everyone around you is stupid.
- Tools of the Trade: My computer, my microphone, my guitar.
- Email: freak_show_monkey@yahoo.com
- Yahoo: freak_show_monkey
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